Beats Free Write

This is a blog post in which we free write while keeping the Beats generation in mind. To be honest I have no idea what to write about. I bet everyone else doesn't know what to write either so Mrs. Batterton will be reading almost the same introduction. When I heard free write, I just thought of cats. I'm allergic to cats, but they are awesome. Dogs are a lot more energetic. Some people are thinking why we have to write about this? But the real question is, why do we have to write ANY type of paper? Maybe some people's jobs require to write a lot, but not everyone's job does. Teachers may say we write papers to prepare for writing papers in college... But why do we write in college? Our education system is a little messed up if you ask me. We spend the most in education in the world but we are like #22 when it comes to how smart our students are. That's kinda said don't you think? If we want to get back on track, instead of trying to change education to something new, we should just adopt the education system of the #1 country. Anyways I'm bored of ranting and dogs are awesome so Imma tell you about my dog snoopy. He dope as h***. He's always so chill and never too crazy. When I went to Poland I went to my great grandma's house and caught a chicken by its tail. That chicken reminds me of my dog because they both calm animals. I like all animals, but the calm ones are the best cuz they don't annoy you as much. It's crazy how much one can write off the top of their heads in such a short time. I just realized how much I have written and it usually takes me an hour or two to write this much on a different assignment. It's probably because I don't have to quote anyone in this paper, but just to prove myself wrong I'm gonna quote Mr. Bays when he said "Red bottom monkeys." I think that's what he said because I wasn't really listening. I was trying to write this assignment when he was talking. I've run out of things to say except for bananas. I started liking bananas recently again. Probably cuz they were aged right every time I tried them. Sean is talking over my shoulder and it's kinda creepy. He's making some sexual sounds behind me. I'm scared. He wants me to change it but I only write the truth and nothing but the truth. That's not entirely true, but in this case it is. That's a paradox isn't it? Damn it I think I just created a black hole in another universe which is possible even without me doing anything in this plane of existence. Ivan is trying to rap, but he should know by now that I spit the sickest flows. He mad that I'm better than him, but he got nothing on me and my multi verse theory and rapping skills. Tristan let me borrow a game from it and it's amazing, I don't know how many hours I put into it but it's a lot. Now the whole group is reading my blog so I'm gonna stop. But I'm about to post this on the internet for the other 7 billion humans to see so I guess it really doesn't matter. To be honest, I haven't been keepin the beats generation in mind while writing this. The only thing I know about their writing style is to not use correct grammar, use drugs, and use swears. Sounds like a great generation to me hahaha. My battery is at 5% so my time is running out on my life and on this iPad. That's pretty dark to think about but it's very true. I'll have to be going now so I'll talk to all of y'all later.